Why do you want me?
I eat a 20 lb. bag of food a day & poop big piles
I jump all over you & your furniture too might even kiss you
I chew up everything
I am a bully (just ask my sister-he he he sinister laugh)
I won't listen to you (I can pretend i'm deaf with the best of em)
O.K. in reality I am worth a million bucks but in this economy who has a million bucks?
At least thats what my mommy says so my mommy is looking for a million dollar heart of gold
who wants to love me forever, Who realises my true value in their heart is not in money & in the love I can give you & you can give me.
I do not really eat that much (maybe 1 little kibble a day-NOT)
I am a purebreed pom & will stay small & poop small too
I am very sweet (he he he just ask my sister)
I even listen to my mommy when called off leash, I walk right next to her(this is true just ask her)
I don't chew anything other than my toys & my sister :) unless you leave it around & I might misstake it for a toy
I try to remember to always go potty outside but, sometimes I just have to go I am still learning
I had stuff so I have no par-a-sites (thats a big word for a little puppy)& my shots done(that wasn't fun):(
I even had to go visit the person who looks at you & does funny things to you (they said I was healthy) & even gave my mommy a piece of paper to say so
I have a beautiful thick double coat fur, just like my daddy (and he's fluffy)
I was told I have a rare pattern called piebald (all I know is i'm told i'm cute)
So why would you want me? I want to be worth a million dollars to you but You'll have to decide for yourself if you think you will love me even if I might do something wrong, because i'm a puppy & I might. My mommy says since you might not have a million bucks (even though i'm worth it & my mommy will love it)she'll let me live with you for $400 as long I am loved & cared for